Me: I guess nobody’s gonna eat all those petit fours and they’re just going to stare at me and make me smell them for the rest of my life.
Him: Why don’t you get a cup of coffee and just eat one?
Me: Well, I just ate some carrots, and I’m really at the point on South Beach where that should suffice.
Him: They don’t build in a cheat day? You need a cheat day.
Me: I’d kind of like to lose more than 5 lbs before making myself a cheat day.
:: pause ::
Me: Also, I cheated yesterday.
Sunday, February 20, 2011
Conversation with a coworker: