I'm also so glad I am from the South. So glad. :-)
/tha sou'th/, noun
The place where...
1) Tea is sweet and accents are sweeter.
2) Summer starts in April.
3) Macaroni & cheese is a vegetable.
4) Front porches are wide and words are long.
5) Pecan pie is a staple.
6) Y'all is the only proper noun.
7) Chicken is fried and biscuits come with gravy.
8) Everything is darlin'.
9) Someone's heart is always being blessed.